Aia kahi pane i ka nīnau mau loa: no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i kahi dick nui, ke loaʻa mau ʻoe i kahi dildo o kāu nui punahele ma ka lima? Ua ʻike au ʻaʻole hoʻohana ke kaikamahine ʻulaʻula i kona mau lima ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke kāne iā ia ma hope, wili ʻo ia i kāna hoki a hou aku i ka moa me kona waha. Inā ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna ʻuʻu, inā ua ʻānai ʻo ia, akā ʻo ka mea i loaʻa e like me ia, a pēlā nō!
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Makemake au i ka ʻāʻī paʻakikī ma nā puka āpau.